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The Monty Python Matching Tie And Handkerchief - 1973
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WASP CLUB
THOMAS HARDY
TIGER CLUB

ANNOUNCER Eric Idle
REPORTER Michael Palin
RONNY THOMPSON Terry Jones
SPIKER Michael Palin
JEREMY BOURKE John Cleese

(introduction style music)

ANNOUNCER
"Wasp Club" introduced as usual by Ronny Thompson.

RONNY THOMPSON
Hello and welcome to Wasp Club, where we...

ANNOUNCER
We interupt this sketch to take you straight back to Novel writing from Dorchester and the latest news about that opening sentence.

(loud crowd noise in background)

REPORTER
Well the noise you can hear is because Hardy has just completed his first sentence and it's a real cracker. Just listen to this. A Saturday afternoon in november was approaching the time of twilight and the bus track of unenclosed world knows as Egdenheath in browned himself moment by moment and that after three hours of writing. What a hardiest cracker.

ANNOUNCER
Well Ronny Thompson will be back with more of "Wasp Club" when he is all better. Meanwhile here is Jeremy Bourke with a new series of "Tiger Club".

(intro music)

SPIKER
Tiger club introduced by Jeremy Bourke.

JEREMY BOURKE
Good evening one of the main problems in keeping a siberian tiger in an ordinary suburban...
ahhh hooo...

(yells)

...oh Christ the is a wasp in here.

(we hear a number of people running around trying to swat the wasp)

ANNOUNCER
Quick get him before he gets the tiger.

(they keep yelling, screaming and the sound of general panic)

Well Tiger club was introduced by...

(we hear the roar of a lion and the scream of the announcer)

SPIKER
Before the next joke there will be a short raspberry...

(a short raspberry)

...and you will be able to hear that again...

(sound of a wasp flying past)

Oh! Oh!

(him running around and yelling in panic)

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