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COMFY CHAIR
SOUND QUIZ
FIRST ANNOUNCER John Cleese
SECOND ANNOUNCER Michael Palin
XIMINEZ Michael Palin
BIGGLES Terry Jones
FANG Terry Gilliam
(sound of background music)
FIRST ANNOUNCER
Number twenty three - the shin. Number twenty four - Reginald Maulding's shin. Number twenty five - the nipple. Number twenty six - Reginal Maulding's elbow.
(whispers )
Number twenty seven - the Spanish Inquisition
(explosion and sound of people crashing through door. Sound of people running)
XIMINEZ
Who said that?
SECOND ANNOUNCER
What?
XIMINEZ
Don't play games with me our weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency and an almost fanatical oh... aaaa. Cardinal Biggles.
BIGGLES
Here, here lord.
XIMINEZ
There is only one thing to do. We must torture him and obtain signed, two things to do. One torture, two obtain a signed confession, three nothing. There is no third thing. Is that clear? Biggles.
BIGGLES
Yes Lord.
XIMINEZ
We have to extricate the truth from this unbeliever under pain of toture. Fethy the soft cussions.
(jarring chord)
BIGGLES
Here, lord.
XIMINEZ
Now, infidel confess.
SECOND ANNOUNCER
I don't know what you are talking about.
XIMINEZ
Ha ha all right... Cardinal Biggles Poke him with the soft cushions! Confess! Confess! Confess!
BIGGLES
It doesn't seem to be hurting him, lord.
XIMINEZ
Have you got all the stuffing up one end?
BIGGLES
Yes, lord.
XIMINEZ
Ah He must be made of strnger stuff! Cardinal Fang! get... the comfy chair!
(jarring chord)
FANG
(terrified)
The... comfy chair?
ALL OF THEM
(one at a time obvioulsy to each other)
The comfy chair... the comfy chair... the comfy chair.
FIRST ANNOUNCER
While they are all saying Comfy Chair here is question one of our special Sound Quiz. Question one. What famous person is this getting up in the morning?
(alarm clock ring, someone getting out of bed, they walk around, go to the toilet, flush the toilet, brush their teeth, walk across carpet, pick up elecric razor, shave, open door)
Yes it was the film director Visconti. Five points. An Italian Film director is not sufficient.
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Design: Ireneusz Siwek
    
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© 2007 Ireneusz Siwek