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     FLIEGENDER ZIRKUS

Monty Python's Fliegender Zirkus - 1972

Sycophancy

MAN Graham Chapman
THROMBY Michael Palin
PRESENTER Eric Idle
VOICE-OVER Terry Jones
REPORTER John Cleese

(A discussion program. A presenter sits between two guests. )

CAPTION:
Schleimer [Slimes]

PRESENTER
Good evening. Tonight, sycophancy.

THROMBY
What a super title!

PRESENTER
Shh! With me tonight is the well-known Bristol sycophant, Mr Norman Thromby.

THROMBY
Hallo everyone, wherever you are, thanks a million for looking in.

PRESENTER
And a man from Glamorgan who is not a sycophant.

MAN
Hallo. Nice to be here.

PRESENTER
I thought you weren't a sycophant.

THROMBY
That's right, you tell him Mr chairman, you just tell him.

MAN
I'm not a sycophant! But I do try to be polite to people.

THROMBY
Ooh, sounds a bit creepy to me, doesn't it.

MAN
It's not creepy!

REPORTER

(Appearing from left, bandaged)

This famous TV personality has it off...

(He is dragged off camera)

PRESENTER
Well I think we'll come back on this point in a few minutes.

THROMBY
Oh yes, by far the best idea. Absolutely right, absoloutely right again.

PRESENTER
First of all, let's see some sycophants on film.

(Stock film of seals on a rocky shore)

VOICE-OVER
The sycophants are one of the largest of marine carnivores. Their soft, furry underbellies made them a favourite target for hunters. Now, on this island, the sycophants come to breed every summer, protected by law. But they're not the only breed which has been saved by a small body of men determined to preserve the dying species of the world.

Fortsetzung...