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    FOURTEEN - (Untitled)
Recorded on 9th July 1970 and first shown on 15th September 1970 .
1. 'Face the Press'
2. New Cooker Sketch
3. Tobacconists (Prostitute Advert)
4. The Ministry of Silly Walks
5. The Piranha Brothers


   FIFTEEN - (Untitled)
Recorded on 2nd July 1970 and first shown on 22nd September 1970 .
1. Man-powered Flight
2. The Spanish Inquisition
3. Jokes and Novelties Salesman
4. Tax on Thingy
5. Vox Pops
6. Photos of Uncle Ted (Spanish Inquisition)
7. The Semaphore Version of 'Wuthering Heights'
8. 'Julius Caesar' on an Aldis Lamp
9. Court Scene (Charades)


   SIXTEEN - (Untitled)
Recorded on 16th July 1970 and first shown on 29th September 1970.
1. A Bishop Rehearsing
2. Flying Lessons
3. Hijacked Plane (to Luton)
4. The Poet McTeagle
5. Psychiatrist Milkman
6. Complaints
7. Déja Vu


    SEVENTEEN - (Untitled)
Recorded on 18th September 1970 and first shown on 20th October 1970.
1. The Architects Sketch
2. How to Give Up Being a Mason
3. Motor Insurance Sketch
4. 'The Bishop'
5. Living Room on Pavement
6. Poets
7. A Choice of Viewing
8. Chemist Sketch
9. Words Not to Be Used Again
10. After-shave
11. Police Constable Pan-Am


    EIGHTEEN - (Untitled)
First shown on 27th October 1970
1. Live from the Grill-o-Mat Snack Bar, Paignton
2. 'Blackmail!'
3. Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things
4. Escape (from Film)
5. Current Affairs
6. Accidents Sketch
7. Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
8. The Man Who is Alternately Rude and Polite
9. Documentary on Boxer


    NINETEEN - (Untitled)
First shown on 3rd November 1970
1. 'It's a Living'
2. The Time on BBC1
3. School Prize-giving
4. 'if' - a Film by Mr. Dibley
5. 'Rear Window' - a Film by Mr. Dibley
6. 'Finian's Rainbow' (Starring the Man from the Off-license)
7. Foreign Secretary
8. Dung
9. Dead Indian
10. Timmy Williams Interview
11. Raymond Luxury-Yacht Interview
12. Registry Office
13. Election Night Special


    TWENTY - (Untitled)
First shown on 10th November 1970
1. 'The Attila the Hun Show'
2. Attila the Nun
3. Secretary of State Striptease
4. Vox Pops on Politicians
5. Ratcatcher
6. Wainscotting
7. Killer Sheep
8. The News for Parrots
9. The News for Gibbons
10. Today in Parliament
11. The News for Wombats
12. Attila the Bun
13. The Idiot in Society
14. Test Match
15. The Epsom Furniture Race
16. 'Take Your Pick'


   TWENTY-ONE - (Untitled)
First shown on 17th November 1970
1. Trailer
2. 'Archaeology Today'
3. Silly Vicar
4. Leapy Lee
5. Registrar (Wife Swap)
6. Silly Doctor Sketch (Immediately Abandoned)
7. Mr. and Mrs. Git
8. Mosquito Hunters
9. Poofy Judges
10. Mrs. Thing and Mrs. Entity
11. Beethoven's Mynah Bird
12. Shakespeare
13. Michaelangelo
14. Colin Mozart (Ratcatcher)
15. Judges


   TWENTY-TWO - (Untitled)
First shown on 24th November 1970
1. 'How to Recognise Different Parts of the Body'
2. Bruces
3. Naughty Bits
4. The Man Who Contradicts People
5. Cosmetic Surgery
6. Camp Square-bashing
7. Cut-price Airline
8. Batley Townswomens' Guild Presents the First Heart Transplant
9. The First Underwater Production of 'Measure for Measure'
10. Death of Mary, Queen of Scots
11. Exploding Penguin on TV Set
12. There's Been a Murder
13. Europolice Song Contest
14. 'Bing Tiddle Tiddle Bong' (Song)


    TWENTY-THREE - (Untitled)
First shown on 1st December 1970
1. French Subtitled Film
2. Scott of the Antarctic
3. Scott of the Sahara
4. Fish Licence
5. Derby Council vs. All Blacks Rugby Match
6. Long John Silver Impersonators vs. Bournemouth Gynaecologists


    TWENTY-FOUR - (Untitled)
First shown on 8th December 1970
1. Conquistador Coffee Campaign
2. Repeating Groove
3. Ramsey MacDonald Striptease
4. Job Hunter
5. Agatha Christie Sketch (Railway Timetables)
6. Mr. Neville Shunt
7. Film Director (Teeth)
8. City Gents Vox Pops
9. 'Crackpot Religions Ltd.'
10. 'How Not to Be Seen'
11. Crossing the Atlantic on a Tricycle
12. Interview in Filing Cabinet
13. 'Yummy Yummy'
14. Monty Python's Flying Circus Again in Thirty Seconds



   TWENTY-FIVE - (Untitled)
First shown on 15th December 1970
1. 'The Black Eagle'
2. The Hungarian Phrasebook Sketch
3. Court (Phrasebook)
4. Communist Quiz
5. 'Ypres 1914' - Abandoned
6. Art Gallery Strike
7. 'Ypres 1914'
8. Hospital for Over-actors
9. Gumby Flower Arranging
10. The Spam Sketch


    TWENTY-SIX - (Untitled)
First shown on 22nd December 1970
1. The Queen Will Be Watching
2. Coal Mine (Historical Argument)
3. The Man Who Says Things in a Very Roundabout Way
4. The Man Who Speaks Only the Ends of Words
5. The Man Who Speaks Only the Beginnings of Words
6. The Man Who Speaks Only the Middles of Words
7. Commercials
8. How to Feed a Goldfish
9. The Man Who Collects Birdwatchers' Eggs
10. Insurance Sketch
11. Hospital Run by R.S.M.
12. Mountaineer
13. Exploding Version of 'The Blue Danube'
14. Girls Boarding School
15. Submarine
16. Lifeboat (Cannibalism)
17. The Undertakers Sketch