KARTA DAŃ

   ONE - Titled: "Whither Canada?"
Recorded on 7th September 1969 and first shown on 5th October 1969.
1. 'It's Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart'
2. Famous Deaths
3. Italian Lesson
4. Whizzo Butter
5. 'It's the Arts'
6. Arthur 'Two-Sheds' Jackson
7. Picasso / Cycling Race
8. The Funniest Joke in the World


   TWO - Titled: "Sex and violence"
Recorded on 30th August 1969 and first shown on 12th October 1969.
1. Flying Sheep
2. French Lecture on Sheep-aircraft
3. A Man with Three Buttocks
4. A Man with Two Noses
5. Musical Mice
6. Marriage Guidance Counsellor
7. The Wacky Queen
8. Working Class Playwright
9. A Scotsman on a Horse
10. The Wrestling Epilogue
11. The Mouse Problem


   THREE - Titled: "How to recognize different types of tree from quite a long way away"
Recorded on 14th August 1969 and first shown on 19th October 1969.
1. Court Scene (Witness in Coffin / Cardinal Richelieu)
2. The Larch
3. Bicycle Repair Man
4. Children's Stories
5. Restaurant Sketch
6. Seduced Milkman
7. Stolen Newsreader
8. Children's Interview
9. Nudge, Nudge

    FOUR - Titled "Owl-stretching time"
Recorded on 21st September 1969 and first shown on 26th October 1969
1. 'And Did Those Feet' (Song)
2. Art Gallery
3. Art Critic
4. It's a Man's Life in the Modern Army
5. Undressing in Public
6. Self-defence against Fresh Fruit
7. Secret Service Dentists


    FIVE - Titled: "Man's crisis of identity in the latter half of the twentieth century"
Recorded on 3rd October 1969 and first shown on on 16th November 1969
1. Confuse-a-Cat
2. The Smuggler
3. A Duck, a Cat, and a Lizard (Discussion)
4. Vox Pops on Smuggling
5. Police Raid
6. Letters and Vox Pops
7. Newsreader Arrested
8. Erotic Film
9. Silly Job Interview
10. Careers Advisory Board
11. Burglar / Encyclopaedia Salesman


    SIX - (Untitled)
Recorded on 5th November 1969 and first shown on on 23rd November 1969
1. 'It's the Arts'
2. Johann Gambolputty... von Hautkopft of Ulm
3. Non-illegal Robbery
4. Vox Pops
5. Crunchy Frog
6. The Dull Life of a City Stockbroker
7. Red Indian in Theatre
8. Policemen Make Wonderful Friends
9. A Scotsman on a Horse
10. Twentieth-century Vole


    SEVEN - Titled: "You're no fun any more"
Recorded on 10th October 1969 and first shown on on 30th November 1969
1. Camel Spotting
2. You're No Fun Any More
3. The Audit
4. You're No Fun (Again)
5. Science Fiction Sketch
6. Man Turns into Scotsman
7. Police Station
8. Blancmanges Playing Tennis


    EIGHT - Titled: "Full frontal nudity"
Recorded 25th November 1969 and first shown on on 7th December 1969
1. Army Protection Racket
2. Art Critic - the Place of the Nude
3. Buying a Bed
4. Hermits
5. Dead Parrot
6. The Flasher
7. Hell's Grannies


    NINE - Titled: "The ant, an introduction"
Recorded on 7th December 1969 and first shown on on 14th December 1969
1. Llamas
2. A Man with a Tape Recorder up his Nose
3. Kilimanjaro Expedition (Double Vision)
4. A Man with a Tape Recorder up his Brother's Nose
5. Homicidal Barber
6. Lumberjack Song
7. Gumby Crooner
8. The Refreshment Room at Bletchley
9. Hunting Film
10. The Visitors


    TEN - (Untitled)
Recorded on 30th November 1969 and first shown on on 21st December 1969
1. Walk-on Part in Sketch
2. Bank Robber (Lingerie Shop)
3. Trailer
4. Arthur Tree
5. Vocational Guidance Counsellor
6. The First Man to Jump the Channel
7. Tunnelling from Godalming to Java
8. Pet Conversions
9. Gorilla Librarian
10. Letters to 'Daily Mirror'
11. Strangers in the Night


    ELEVEN - (Untitled)
Recorded on 14th December 1969 and first shown on on 28th December 1969
1. Letter (Lavatorial Humour)
2. Interruptions
3. Agatha Christie Sketch
4. Literary Football Discussion
5. Undertakers Film
6. 'Interesting People'
7. Eighteenth-century Social Legislation
8. The Battle of Trafalgar
9. Batley Townswomens' Guild Presents the Battle of Pearl Harbour
10. Undertakers Film


    TWELVE - (Untitled)
Recorded on 21st December 1969 and first shown on 4th January 1970
1. People Falling from Buildings
2. 'Spectrum' - Talking about Things
3. Visitors from Coventry
4. Mr. Hilter
5. The North Minehead By-election
6. Police Station (Silly Voices)
7. Upperclass Twit of the Year
8. Ken Shabby
9. How Far Can a Minister Fall?


    THIRTEEN - (Untitled)
Recorded on 4th January 1970 and first shown on 11th January 1970
1. Intermissions
2. Restaurant (Abuse / Cannibalism)
3. Advertisements
4. Albatross!
5. Come Back to my Place
6. Me Doctor
7. Historical Impersonations
8. Quiz Programme - 'Wishes'
9. 'Probe-around' on Crime
10. Stonehenge
11. Mr. Attila the Hun
12. Psychiatry - Silly Sketch
13. Operating Theatre (Squatters)