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Whizzo Butter
VOICE OVER Terry Gillam
INTERVIEWER Michael Palin
FIRST PEPPERPOT Graham Chapman
SECOND PEPPERPOT John Cleese
THIRD PEPPERPOT Terry Jones
VOICE OVER
(during an animation)
Yes, mothers, new improved Whizzo butter containing I0% more or less is absolutely indistinguishable from a dead crab. Remember, buy Whizzo butter and go to HEAVEN!
(Cut to a group middle-aged lower-middle-class women (hereinafier referred to as 'Pepperpots ) being interviewed.)
FIRST PEPPERPOT
I can't tell the difference between Whizzo butter and this dead crab.
INTERVIEWER
Yes, you know, we find that nine out of ten British housewives can't tell the difference between Whizzo butter and a dead crab.
PEPPERPOT
It's true, we can't. No.
SECOND PEPPERPOT
Here. Here! You're on television, aren't you?
INTERVIEWER
(modestly)
Yes, yes.
SECOND PEPPERPOT
He does the thing with one of those silly women who can't tell Whizzo butter from a dead crab.
THIRD PEPPERPOT
You try that around here, young man, and we'll slit your face.
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